Happy Holiday and Humorous Search Terms
Posted on November 21, 2007 - Filed Under Just for Fun, Search Terms, Well Wishes
Well, I saved up another batch for you! And they were mighty interesting this time after my naked hand post. I wish you all have a great holiday (if you don’t celebrate it, I wish you a great Thursday) but just in case, these will be here if you need the smiles. Back to our regularly scheduled blog on Friday!
Humorous Search Terms
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animated sunshine - Yeup - that’s our Little Miss Animated Sunshine, right tha-yah (spoken with a southern accent).
waiting to pee - This sounds like the title to a novel. You know, “the diary of a woman on a quest to find her place in this world, refusing to be put off any longer. Join Tessie as she overcomes obstacles on her journey to the porcelain throne. You’ll laugh and you’ll cry with our heroine in her travels. It’s a must read - to finally know whether she ‘makes it’ in time or not. Um, this would also make a great name for a blog.
me naked - No, me not naked at the moment.
“sex gum” - How come this one wasn’t submitted when we played the game of gum?
HRSJ’S CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES - No need to yell. Goodness. I’m sure Heather will share the recipe since she did post it - but at her site, not mine! Silly gooses!
save the tatas controversy - There should be no controversy about it! SAVE the DAGNABBED TATAs!!!!! PERIOD!!!!
horshack - This one really takes me back, Kotter.
Scrapbooking for Twins - Scrapbooking for Twins!
blog sexy - Why, thank you!
hostess hand pie - Ewwww! Skip the limbs please and just make mine blueberry!
cartoon characters in cartoon hot rods - Really! What other kind of hot rods WOULD they be in?
tea makes you shorter - Holy Klondike Bars! - No more tea for me if that is true!
i know you want to see me naked - Um, no I don’t. It’s bad enough when I have to see myself naked! Thank goodness for foggy mirrors!
Does this mean you’ll see me naked? - Not if I can help it. I’m taping my eyes SHUT!
antibarbie nude girl - Um, I’ll take a message for AntiBarbie, but she wasn’t nude the last time I checked!
RICE SANDWICH - I don’t know - to me that sounds too much like a bread sandwich. Not very interesting.
cheap medieval gowns - This must be referring to my wedding gown. But I assure you, it was NOT cheap.
Green Knees Tea Room & Gift - That really is an unusual name for a Tea Room - not so sure I’d be in a rush to go there.
bottled water gluten-free - Yeah, bottled water is pretty much free from, um, MOST things. Glad we could straighten that out for ya.
Special Animated Hugs GIFS - We could all use more animated hugs - that’s for sure! 
11 people you want to see naked - Um, this deserves a post of it’s own - and why stop at 11?
want to see your own mom naked - Yes, I do get my fair share of the occasional sickos.
olden time dress up games - These days little girls dress up in older people’s clothes for fun. I wonder what they did dress up in back in the olden times? Even OLDER OLDEN times clothing?
I want to see the naked people - Well, I can show you a naked hand…
puppets vent - I bet they have to get pretty mad before they vent though.
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Oh my gosh these are hilarious! I was laughing so much M. asked “what are you reading”?!! Wow, the “n” word really gets attention. Holy Klondike Bars, I love that expression you designed. so funny!
Teeni, I hope you have a great Thanksgiving!
ok, gotta go make my cup of hot tea… even if it does make me shorter, wink wink.
btw, what is your favorite kind of hot tea? just wondering…
Hi buddy!!!!
I’m glad you liked it and yes, the “n” word does attract some strange attention. I personally like green decaffeinated tea but if you ever find green or white jasmine tea that is decaffeinated you simply MUST pick it up for me - I will reimburse you!!! I just never find that one around here. At least not decaffeinated.
I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow too! Give M a big hug and dance around the house slowly with him tomorrow after dinner. Just because.
I love “Holy Klondike Bars” too … what are Klondike bars? Some kind of American candy I assume. But a very super cool phrase.
What is with the naked stuff?!! It was only a hand, people! Geez, I’d better remember never to type the word “naked” on my blog!! LOL
Hannah - Klondike Bars are vanilla ice cream bars. They don’t have a stick in them though so they are basically a rectangle of vanilla ice cream covered with chocolate coating. There are other flavors now too but those are the original flavor - very popular. I’m not sure why. They don’t do a thing for me really. LOL.
These were great fun to read! It is amazing to see some of these searches.
Have a very happy Thanksgiving Day!!
Oh, thank you, Kate. And a very happy one to you also!
you have a great day too teeni! HUGS…
we’re off now!
hugs back!
How do you find these things? They are hilarious!! I love your wedding dress! I missed that post!
Hi Melsie! WordPress has a status page that tells you what some of the search terms were that got people to your page. I check these every so often because they are humorous at times. I pick out the real funny or “different” ones and save them for future posting. When I get a bunch together I have a pre-made post! LOL.
The main thing i’m enjoying while reading your blog is the way you write, you are a really charismatic person and your posts are wonderful, keep it up!
Well, that is about the nicest compliment ever! Thank you so much, Sports! Welcome to the Vaguetarian Tea Room and please do make yourself comfy anytime. I try to keep things interesting here. Now I wonder, how did you come across my little old blog, just for nosiness’ sake?
Very funny. One of those search terms was mine.
LOL - it was the naked one, wasn’t it? HAHAHA
haha .. what a great list ..
Waiting to pee - now I KNOW that one wasnt mine . I dont wait to pee. My bladder has a mind of its own, and it turns on and off when and where it wants to. I know, TMI.
Happy Eat-Turkey-Til-You-Pass-Out Day!
LOL. I don’t wait to pee either as you can guess from my previous rant about Wicked. But I hear ya, Ms. Red!
I am still laughing….”Holy Klondike Bars!”
YOU crack me up.
I would love to do a list like this but honesly it wouldnt’ be nearly as interesting… my name and strep butt or the top two google searches…. and maybe the only google searches.
Happy Thanksgiving! Are you having turkey or do you have a neat substitute for that?
Thanks, Kami. I brought my own veggie burger to my sister’s house and mainly had that plus a bunch of veggies that she cooked. I did try a piece of turkey (just a tiny piece) and realized I didn’t miss it all that much with all those other fixings around. Stuffing was always my favorite and that is what I had a bunch of (too much of, actually, oaf!!!)
HOLY COW I GOT SOME INTERESTING ONES THIS WEEK
Then save them and make your own post of them, Kaylee. They are great to pull out of your hat when you can’t think of a post or just want to do something fun.
I think I will I just feel bad stealing all your ideas
It’s not MY idea, Kaylee - lots of people do this as a regular blogging thing! Go ahead and do it, it’s fun!
Uhhhhhh, AntiBarbie Nude Girl? I think someone has been huffing some paint or something cause that is just…. yeah. I think brain damage might be an issue here……
LOL. Sorry about that AntiBarbie - I don’t know where that came from but thought you might like to know you have some fans looking for you.
Sometimes it makes me wonder what they really were searching for and sometimes it just freaks me out.
My question is who the heck would be searching for 11 people they want to see naked????? That itself makes me wonder……
Ha, ha. So funny!
These are usually do crack me up. or leave me scratching my head. LOL
wow you get some odd ones, dont ya?! LOL
Yes, I do get some odd ones. Hmmm. What does that say about my posts? LOL.
LOL! Teeni these are SO hilarious…
Okay, I can take the hint at Scrabulous. On my way! 
Rice sandwiches(huh?..lol)
eek about tea making you shorter..lol
(I better stop drinking it then..lol)
Hey whose turn is it at Scrabulous?
(hint hint)
Yeah - the last thing I need is to start shrinking!!!!
Those certainly are odd.
I checked my stats for search terms for October and November and they were all pretty mundane.
I guess I’ll have to spice up my material some so it’ll provide fodder for still more juicy posts - but, then again, maybe not.
LOL. I understand, Mike. My posts are just so varied and silly that that’s what I get. But I like my little variety show and that is what counts, right?
hello teeni!
hope to see you here soon … thanks for the call and well, i didn’t see “the nasty” but your video is great!
Thank you, Susan! I’m glad that my intended audience (the people who bother to read the blog) could see the humor. I will be calling you again soon and do hope to see you then!
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